Miscellaneous Notices

Spotting a subversive
In this time of crisis, the department of information feels that it is best to remind all citizens to be on the look out for Exterminator infiltrator droids. We should state however that there has been no evidence of this to date, but it is best for us to keep our eyes and ears open. The following are suggested ways of spotting an infiltrator droid. If you feel you have discovered an infiltrator droid, then report it to your local police station where the matter will be handled.

• Are any of your co-workers spending a suspicious amount of time at the coffee dispenser rather than working? They could be infiltrators using the dispenser to send signals to an Exterminator attack force.
• Does the drinks dispenser at your work place constantly take credits without dispensing drinks? (We believe these machines have been switched in a plot by the Exterminators to undermine the morale of our work force.)
• Have you noticed people not standing for the Commonwealth anthem? Be aware that they may be infiltrator droids.
• Are any of your house hold appliances acting unusually? (This could be an indication of Exterminator android infiltrators in the vicinity.
• Try striking up a conversation. Steer the conversation on to the subject of animals. If they do not like wolves, this may indicate they are an infiltrator droid.

Remember stay vigilant,stay alert and humanity will prevail !

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